Emma Watson has a cat mouth
but I like it.
“Rim Job, Anyone?”
A Great Way To:
- acclimate yourself to a new school
- meet like-minded people at parties
- break the ice on an awkward first date
Time Travel
always a bad idea.
Why Taylor Momsen and Selena Gomez shouldn’t reproduce.
or should.
your choice.
If you’re not really a cheeseburger, why bother?
In real life, guys aren’t swoonily impressed when you act like a capricious, grating bitch. They’ll simply call you a name and somehow imply that your vagina smells bad. Instead, try telling them you like their hair.
— Shaquille O’Neal, backstage at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Life is exactly like an episode of Friends, except not in most cases.
Have you ever had sex?
I have, it was great.
